Adopt-a-Bimbo: 10 Petfinder Pup Names That Only A Mother Could Love

kalila courban

Jul 6, 2022 5:00 PM EDT

Some of the best animal memes aren't even memes. What r/petfindernames and many other animal adoption site users learned is that the names on Petfinder can be… a little outlandish. Therefore, among all of the ways to browse the internet for animal memes, nothing beats the satisfaction of scrolling through the adult and senior dogs available for adoption on Petfinder. Drawing inspiration from r/petfindernames and various viral Petfinder name tweets, we decided to take it upon ourselves to dig up some of the best active pet profiles.

Below is a compilation of 10 dawgies in the greater New York City area who will bring a smile (and perhaps a tear) to your face. As funny as these names and faces are, the pups featured are all currently up for adoption! There are so many sweet and loving pets that need a home; could one of these silly doggos be your BFFL? Petfinder is the gift that never stops giving. If any of the hyperlinks attached to the photos don't work, that means a pup has been adopted into their forever home!

Written By Lars Allen

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01
Descriptive Name

via Pet Finder

Seems a bit too literal no? Fang might be the more appropriate choice here…
02
Provocative Name

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The stunning edit, the casual half-cracked smile; Bimbo looks like a classy lady!
03
Professional Name

via Pet Finder

He's a licensed professional do not question his coaching methods.
04
Flashy Name

via Pet Finder

Doug Shazam takes his selfies like moms on Facebook!
05
Edgy Name

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06
Fandom Name

via Pet Finder

HP fans to the front. Immediately.
07
Delicious Name

via Pet Finder
08
Battle Name

via Pet Finder
09
Cookout Name

via Pet Finder
10
America’s Favorite Name

via Pet Finder